raspberry lemon drop

I’m not a big drinker but I’ve learned that tipping well for the first drink often gets you better service the rest of the night. If the bar is crowded or will be crowded later in the night it is especially worth leaving a few extra bucks for those hard-working bartenders. Imagine this:

An hour into your bar-perience and you just started chatting up a nice girl. You think you’re taking stealthy glances at her cleavage but she knows you’re looking. She lets you buy her a drink. The bartender needs to decide who to serve first: The loud waving jerkoff who got 3 mixed drinks and left behind the 0.50 from his yuppie food stamp or the politely smiling dude who dropped you $5 for his pbr. The jerkoff continues waving, and the dude hands the Cosmo to the cute girl.

Geek parties continue to amuse
As time goes on I see more parallels between indie rockers and web geeks. During Macworld I attended the Pownce launch party at Madrone. Like at any good indie concert, nobody was dancing even though the dj was playing bounce-encouraging music. There were a few weird transitions but he wasn’t terrible. He played Artsy by Living Legends. Amusing lyrics include:

You ain’t artsier than me cause you only read books, don’t watch TV
You ain’t artsier than me cause you shop at Whole Foods in open toed shoes

A terrible parody is begging to be written:

You ain’t geekier than me cuz you live in San Francisco, ride a fixie
You ain’t geekier than me cuz you run a web two point ohhh and got a macbook pro

My lyrical genius is mind blowing.

Never use this pickup line
As I was preparing to leave the party a man approached me and asked “So who are you with?” At a show his next statement would have been “I’m with the band. Wanna back stage tour?” but looking around all I saw were shadows wearing threadless tees banging away on their iphones instead of shadows in band tees looking bored and playing with their hair.

“I’m with… the party”
“No, I mean what company?”

Which leads me to parody a classic indie rock joke:
“My web startup is so stealth even I haven’t heard of it”

Unfortunately, I’m not that witty so I just told him I type really fast.

Here’s a little video from the Macworld floor. The new macbook air is mighty sexy. As soon as I touched it I wanted to buy it. Thinking it over, though, it’s not designed as a primary computer for people like me. Video processing on that thing would drive me crazy. Still, I can’t help but want it.

conference maybe?

I’m a cafe addict too. Please buy a reusable mug. They sell them everywhere, including Walgreens, Rite Aid and coffee shops. I will go and buy it with you if you promise to carry it around and use it. Social responsibility, mmmmkay?

Justine and I needed to be the first in line for Macworld. I’m so excited I think I might esploder.

For the last 7 years San Francisco has run Dine About Town to encourage people to go out in January (post holiday spending is traditionally low).

This is a great way to try a new restaurant or return to a place you love. Macworld is just around the corner so visitors can experience some of San Francisco’s tastiest restaurants at a reasonable price.

A 3 course lunch is $21.95 and dinner is $31.95 between January 15 and January 31.

I made a map of for all the restaurants that are participating. If you want to see it fill your screen go here.

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The map is bookmarked on my iphone so I can find a participating restaurant nearby and call/open table (yes open table is now a verb, as in: I open tabled for 7 at Mavericks tonight [photos review].) it while I’m out and about. It unfortunately loads a little slower than I would like. I added the special tag to make the phone numbers call-able on the iphone, but gmaps strips it out. Boooooo

I just *love* food and I want to make it easier for me (and perhaps some other people) to get things in my belly. (BTW I love Jo’s blog about restaurants. Sorry for never commenting.) If this map was useful to you, please let me know.

The coding stuff
For the first couple of restaurants, I manually copied and pasted info from the site to placemarks on gmaps. After about 10 minutes (and 3 restaurants) I noticed the “import” button. Ooooo kml. Scripting saves time, right? I spent about an hour writing a simple php script that extracts the url of each restaurant and then hits that restaurant page to grab the phone number, address, etc. It took me about 20 minutes to figure out why this kept returning 0:

$url = ” + $matches[0];

I thought I was going insane. Turns out I was just stupid. Php, it’s been too long since I’ve touched you. We need to touch more often.

Then it was time to turn the resulting restaurant array into kml. I make a test file and try to import via upload. It failed. Hmmm. After using one of their kml examples I found out that uploading fails every time. So I hosted the sample file, and the import worked. Instead of using <Point> (exact coordinates of the location) I wanted to use <address>. The documentation told me it would work. It seems to only work for one placemark. When I had 2 placemarks, only the first one imported and my maps title became ‘error’. I should have known that this was all a waste of time when the kml documentation kept hanging firefox.

And the blah blah blah with the mew mew. I ended up outputting my array into html and then manually copied and pasted the html onto each placemark. I’d love to know what is wrong with this kml in case I want to make more maps in the future. I’m sure it’s a lack of understanding on my part.

I’ll be spending more time at Muddy’s in the next few weeks. Some of Miss Icka’s lovely photos are on display in the cozy cafe. It may be a bit distracting to see this photo every time I look up from my computer but it will also be inspiration.

Congrats to Miss Icka!

I’ll be spending more time at Muddy’s in the next few weeks. Some of Miss Icka’s lovely photos are on display in the cozy cafe. It may be a bit distracting to see this photo every time I look up from my computer but it will also be inspiration.

Congrats to Miss Icka!

When I first saw the geek hot wired article I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. Really, digatechgirl & digatechguy are far superior. Reason:

Web 2.0 parties, free 2.0 lunches, no host bars, billion dollar valuations … its DOT COM time again!!!

So to celebrate (and jump on that bandwagon), we’ve created (cobbled together) our own Web 2.0 social-face-be-space-graph-network-platform app.

Wired has been doing the competition for a while (2005 results) but they really gotta start sticking that tongue deeper into their cheek.

It amuses me that any submitted guys are near the bottom of the pool. I would submit every hot male geek I know (as all the female ones are already up there), but that’s a lot of effort toward a rather shallow cause. Instead, I’m going to build a site where people can only submit photos of stupid faces. It’ll be one of 100 projects I’m working on, so it may never see the light. In any case, I think it’s a nice idea.

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