Cheap flights, yummy snacks, power outlets; What else could I ask for in an airline? (aside from consistent timeliness which I’ve never gotten from any airline) They recently added a couple of new premium tv shows which was a very nice surprise.

PS
Being in Boston when the Celtics crush the Lakers is pretty darn sweet. I’m not a huge sports fan but I watched half of the game during dinner tonight. The excitement is contagious. I currently hear tons of shouting, screaming and honking. I can’t wait to see how they celebrate in the next few days.

The group workout is my favorite part. I love making movies with Justine.

A big thanks to the guys who were willing to be fun and silly on camera. They got adorably excited when they found out Micah designed the new comment system at Digg. Many of the guys in the video developed Tooble. They’re high school kids! Quite impressive. I didn’t try the app, as I have little interest in downloading shitty quality content off youtube. It would be cool if they could hook up rss subscription to it so you don’t have to individually pick each video. With all the rss converters out there you could make youtube feeds for any interest. Neat.

raspberry lemon drop

I’m not a big drinker but I’ve learned that tipping well for the first drink often gets you better service the rest of the night. If the bar is crowded or will be crowded later in the night it is especially worth leaving a few extra bucks for those hard-working bartenders. Imagine this:

An hour into your bar-perience and you just started chatting up a nice girl. You think you’re taking stealthy glances at her cleavage but she knows you’re looking. She lets you buy her a drink. The bartender needs to decide who to serve first: The loud waving jerkoff who got 3 mixed drinks and left behind the 0.50 from his yuppie food stamp or the politely smiling dude who dropped you $5 for his pbr. The jerkoff continues waving, and the dude hands the Cosmo to the cute girl.

Geek parties continue to amuse
As time goes on I see more parallels between indie rockers and web geeks. During Macworld I attended the Pownce launch party at Madrone. Like at any good indie concert, nobody was dancing even though the dj was playing bounce-encouraging music. There were a few weird transitions but he wasn’t terrible. He played Artsy by Living Legends. Amusing lyrics include:

You ain’t artsier than me cause you only read books, don’t watch TV
You ain’t artsier than me cause you shop at Whole Foods in open toed shoes

A terrible parody is begging to be written:

You ain’t geekier than me cuz you live in San Francisco, ride a fixie
You ain’t geekier than me cuz you run a web two point ohhh and got a macbook pro

My lyrical genius is mind blowing.

Never use this pickup line
As I was preparing to leave the party a man approached me and asked “So who are you with?” At a show his next statement would have been “I’m with the band. Wanna back stage tour?” but looking around all I saw were shadows wearing threadless tees banging away on their iphones instead of shadows in band tees looking bored and playing with their hair.

“I’m with… the party”
“No, I mean what company?”

Which leads me to parody a classic indie rock joke:
“My web startup is so stealth even I haven’t heard of it”

Unfortunately, I’m not that witty so I just told him I type really fast.

When I first saw the geek hot wired article I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. Really, digatechgirl & digatechguy are far superior. Reason:

Web 2.0 parties, free 2.0 lunches, no host bars, billion dollar valuations … its DOT COM time again!!!

So to celebrate (and jump on that bandwagon), we’ve created (cobbled together) our own Web 2.0 social-face-be-space-graph-network-platform app.

Wired has been doing the competition for a while (2005 results) but they really gotta start sticking that tongue deeper into their cheek.

It amuses me that any submitted guys are near the bottom of the pool. I would submit every hot male geek I know (as all the female ones are already up there), but that’s a lot of effort toward a rather shallow cause. Instead, I’m going to build a site where people can only submit photos of stupid faces. It’ll be one of 100 projects I’m working on, so it may never see the light. In any case, I think it’s a nice idea.

coworker: “You have to base64_decode that string to get your xml”
me: “base what?”

This is really geeky, so I’ll spare you if you’re not interested.

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Are you pumped up for Macworld? Justine and I certainly are. We know how to rock it. Thanks Ronald Jenkees for his fat beats.

Here’s a taste of what we did last year. What’s going to happen this year? I don’t know, but we’re aiming to outdo ourselves.

I’ve been using Dvorak for years and I looooove it. When people find out (usually by failing to type on my keyboard), they often ask me why I switched.

Here’s a good list of pros and cons. I was convinced when I read this

Comfort: Dvorak wins this contest hands down. The Dvorak keymap is carefully adapted to the English language. For example, most typing in Dvorak takes place on the home row, so your fingers and hands don’t have to move around so much. Dvorak also divides words more evenly between hands, so one hand isn’t typing whole words like agree, fact, grass, greater, opinion, regard…

Lately I’m convinced that I have RSI in my left pinky(could be psychosomatic, like that time I thought I had west nile). I never trained myself to use the shift key on my right hand, so the burden falls on my poor left pinky. I also use it a lot when coding (that darn ;. It’s in the z location if you’re a qwerty user). I mentioned it to Dennis and he found Ukelele a keyboard layout editor for mac. It’s a great program and very easy to use.

This is my new layout:
my moded dvorak layout

I switched the ; key with the ‘. I figured reaching up for the ; is better than reaching down. I’ve been using the layout for about a week now and I’ve noticed a few problems with it. I still have not acclimated to the change, so I am constantly typing the wrong character (certainly not helping my attempt to use my left pinky less). I’ve also found that I use apostrophe all the time in regular typing.

Another big problem is that flex builder seems to be the only program that doesn’t entirely obey the new layout. I use lots of keyboard shortcuts (who doesn’t?) and the command key doesn’t map properly in flex. When I hold down the command, the layout turns to qwerty which ONLY happens in flex. I’ve tested it out with every other program I use regularly and it works just fine. Ukelele shows me that when I hold down command I get the dvorak keyboard. What gives? I hate eclipse.

I ended up individually remapping keys in flex. It sucked. I use flex because it’s there and it works. I’d much prefer jedit with the emacs plugin, but jedit doesn’t have as3 autocompletion. (kay I’m sorry if that previous sentence only made sense to me, and a tiny subset of other people)

Overall I’m not completely satisfied with the new placing of the ;, but I’m having a hard time figuring out where it should go. I’ll have to try a few more things to find out what is optimal.


I had a great time at the Songbird and Satisfaction Kubrick and Cupcake party on Thursday. It’s always nice to catch up with people I haven’t seen in a while. I haven’t been going out much lately (been working a ton), but if it’s a costume party or there are happy cakes I’m there. This event had BOTH. It was perfect. Highlights include:


photo by Terry

eating happy cakes
meeting my cousin (cuz, you know, all asians know each other and are related)
making faces with Skylar(see above photo by Terry)

guy: “what do you do?”
me: “I type, on a computer.” *makes typing motions with fingers*
guy: “you’re in marketing?”

No, but I do need a different description of what I do, or a really good fake job. Ramon suggested ‘Conceptual Artist’. Another possibility is ‘Digital Consumer’. Maybe I should tell people I work at a secret startup that’s going to revolutionize the web using new technologies that allow us to make extensible platform built on existing apis.

The day that Leopard launched I had to run out at 6pm to get my hands on a copy. For those who haven’t upated, it’s probably not a bad idea to wait for them to work out the kinks. I had some issues because:

1. I recently replaced my 80g drive with a 120g, and it wasn’t partitioned correctly for Leopard. Since I didn’t have the patience to image my machine, I ended up doing a clean install. There went iLife.

2. After the clean install, the ops guy tried to install ilife 08, and it failed with a mysterious and completely unhelpful error. Thanks, apple. On a macbook pro, with a legit version of leopard, I can’t install a legit copy of ilife? Oh well, imovie 08 sucks anyway. Good thing I have a mac mini so I could use imovie 06 for a few videos.

3. Leopard broke flash upload. This made it really hard to upload to Jumpcut and Flickr. Fortunately, Adobe has since released an update (it’s in beta right now).

A few days after the clean install, the ops dude copied the image he still had from the hard drive replacement. I then installed Leopard again with no problems. Yay! Last step is to install ilife 08, just so I can try it.

I’m in Chicago for the next few days for the AdobeMAX conference. It’s geekfest galore, which is excellent. Yesterday the weather was amazing, but today it’s rainy and cold. Poo.

Max’s twitter would be much better if there were good consistent cell service. Here’s day 1.

Of course, while I’m in Chicago, Justine‘s in San Francisco. I’m really disappointed that we can’t hang out, since we have so much fun together. Clearly, Justine just needs to move to SF–we can then eat candy together all the time.

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