5 years, yo
me: If we had 4 fingers, last year would have been a big deal dennis: You’re right. *pretends to break my thumb off with sound effects kishhh ahhhh!* Share me
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MMMMmmm cupcakes
Tom and I have been working together for the past few weeks and we’re finally ready to show off our creation. Behold the adorableness of Sugar Fiends! This American Apparel cranberry vneck tshirt features an adorable zombie cupcake, complete with brain frosting and a drooling desire for braaaaainnns. The little zombie hungrily stares at your [...]
On relationships
Two pieces of writing I’ve enjoyed lately: From Vanessa: How to attract a real loser There’s plenty of advice out there about what to do to attract a great guy, but sometimes it’s easier to understand what not to do. Therefore, from a wealth of personal experience–my own and that of some other battle-scarred ladies–I’ll [...]
Dream
I’m looking at pig-shaped jewelry in a shop in Monterey when I realize that it’s the end of the semester and I need to take my finals. Somehow I magically appear back on campus in time, but there are no more seats in the room so I sit outside on the cement. I try to [...]
Chicken hat
Here it is. Note the adorable dangling feet. I love it. Share me
I suck at life
I only check my mail at most once a month. The first Monday of each month I realize that my bus pass has expired and I frantically (because, naturally, I’m running late that day) dig through the pile of mail in my garage to find the ‘wage works’ envelope. This process is my monthly reminder [...]
Lunar eclipse tonight
photo by Dazzie D Last time I saw the eclipse I was sitting on soft cool sand between the man and the esplanade. Millions of stars twinkled around me, unfazed by the flaming art pieces scattered around our slice of desert. As the moon was completely covered, we heard shouting, commotion, and trucks kicking huge [...]
Most people I know dislike Valentine’s Day (aka Singles Awareness Day). The hype, expectations, pressure, disappointment, blah blah blah. Women freak out about being single, or finding the perfect lingerie for their imperfect bodies. Men flail around helplessly trying to figure out which Hollywood fantasy to mimic (dinner out, or a home cooked meal, or [...]
The most amazing Christmas hat
This hat is simply fantastic. I found it on Kevin Rose’s head in the latest episode of Diggnation. Though I wrote to them begging for the hat, chances are good they’ll never read it. (I failed to add the obligatory scantily clad photo of myself). Based on my awesome photoshop skillz, I think I’d look [...]
Colored bracelets
Whew! Adobe max was great. I met a few fantastic people, including my east coast self, Ed Finkler. Terry, though flattering, is quite delusional as I am not anywhere as badass as Ed. Turns out that Grant Skinner (hotshot flash dude,) looks just like Scott Blonde from the back/side. I almost died when he turned [...]